COACH BEERS(For Coach Tommy Soehn, in honor of him bringing beers to each one of our tailgates; to the tune of 'Carnaval De Paris')
Coach Beers! Coach Beers! Coach Beers, Coach Beers, Coach Beers! Coors Light! Coors Light! Tommy Soehn drinks Coors Light |
WHO SCORED LEGION'S
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We've Got VanOekel(For Matt VanOekel; to the tune of "He's Got The Whole World In His Hands"
We've got VanOekel in our goal We've got VanOekel in our goal We've got VanOekel in our goal We've got VanOekel in our goal |
YOU'LL NEVER BEAT...(For Matt VanOekel; chanted after he makes a save)
You'll never beat VanOekel! You'll never beat VanOekel! |
He's here, he's there
(For Jonny Dean... for those of you who watch Ted Lasso you know the tune!)
He's here! He's there! He's every f-ing where! Jonny Dean! Jonny Dean! |
FIVE FOOT SIX(For Anderson Asiedu, to the tune of 'Yellow Submarine')
Five foot six and he's gonna kick your a-- Gonna kick your a--, gonna kick your a-- Five foot six and he's gonna kick your a-- Gonna kick your a--, gonna kick your a-- Whoa oh-oh oh-oh.... |